Vampires suck. Bite back at these sexy undead monsters with a plastic card that says "Vampire Coverage." That'll make them rethink their afterlife choices.
You'll receive a real life letter in the mail. Inside you'll find fake insurance card with whatever your name on it. People will think you're very cool.
No refunds or returns. Sorry. These fake insurance cards are personalized. It's tough reselling stuff with your name on it.
It's free! Well, it's included in the price. But that feels free. We send your coverage card via the regular old mail. So give it some time.
